Someone just drop the piano on me already
In the past week I’ve…
Gotten a parking ticket
Stepped on glass (it’s still in my toe)
Burnt my thumb
Burnt the roof of my mouth to the point that it blistered
Hit my head on free weights
Gotten locked out of my house
Been pooped on by a bird
Exposed myself to a professor
Royally hacked off my eyebrows when the light went out as I applied the wax
Spilled hot tea on myself
Cut my hand on my screen door
"trouble doesn't go one" - it old russian proverb (Comment this)