Meg Speak

I hate Chris Crocker for several reasons, most of them having to do with him being annoying as hell which is why I am sad to announce that he has inked a deal to have his own tv show. What the hell? If you have seen his videos (a few below so you can witness the insanity yourself) then you know that he is a sometimes cross-dressing sissy who has an unhealthy obsession with Britney Spears, lives with his grandparents, has awful hair, is extremely vain and likes to yell at the camera. I’ve told many people (before learning about his new tv show) that Chris Crocker was either and idiot or a genius. Apparently he is both. Yes, his name is now well known and he was even parodied by Seth Green. On the other hand, I’m pretty sure I am only one of many, many people who would like to beat him senseless. Please, let’s pray that his show gets cancelled before I have to endure Chris Crocker commercials. It’s bad enough that several times a day I stumble across his name on various website. Please, I beg of you, don’t let him penetrate my Grey’s Anatomy time.

You know those people who have a position of power who really shouldn’t have any power whatsoever? Maybe they are a jerk, indifferent, incompetent, not a leader, what have you, but they really shouldn’t be in charge of anyone other than themselves. Well, I am dealing with that person. She is in charge of assigning tutors to teachers at my school. There are several things wrong with her management skills:

1. She doesn’t listen to a thing you say – I told her that I was currently in Chem 101, Math 107 and English 110 with the hopes of being accepted into nursing school in a year. So, she tries to sign me up to be a tutor for 3 different nursing classes until I finally convinced her that I had not taken a single nursing class. She then tries to set me up to tutor classes while I am in class ten seconds after I tell her what times I am in class. Sure, I’ll be in two places at once. Dumbass. Finally she decides I should tutor two English as a Second Language classes. Fine with me, even though they are not even close to when I am on campus, I will work it out.
2. She is impossible to get a hold of and will drop the ball – So I go home with the distinct impression that I will be tutoring for two different ESL classes. I was told I would be contacted in two days. Never happened. I called her numerous times and she FINALLY called me back to tell me there would be two different classes I will be tutoring. One of them starts while I am still in class, but hell, we’ll work it out, and the other is… the class that I am in. What?
3. She is completely unaware of the rules – She tells me to just “show up” to the classes she assigned me. But     possibly I might want to talk to Mrs. H about some paper work. Bah! I have 1 day (during midterms) to watch 4 hours of videos, fill out a bunch of paperwork, and meet with a group of people to get an evaluation as to whether or not I should be a tutor. What? I thought I just had to “show up”. I should be studying for my Chem final, not watching retarded movies about how to properly help people. Ah. Bite me.